Do You Need an Intervention? Apple Snobs Need to Answer These 5 Questions

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More than a nuclear war, the Mayan calendar, or acidification of our oceans —an Apple fan turned Apple snob is, really, the demise of the world. Are you one? Let’s hope not.

 

1. Does an Apple bumper sticker adorn your car?

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The backside of a car has been the designated space to make passive aggressive statements or outward proclamations since 1927 when the Ford Model A was introduced as the first vehicle to be built with a bumper. “Google Search: Bumper Sticker Wikipedia” also informs that bumper stickers first made their historic debut as flag-like stickers attached to bumpers by wires before World War II, as well as promotional “See Rock City” cardboard signs advertising the tourist spot Lookout Mountain, Tennessee.

 

Now that the history lesson is over, evaluate that Apple decal plastered to the backside of your car. Fellow drivers have to unwillingly acknowledge that you, along with 50 percent of the U.S. population, (proudly) own an Apple product.

 

Recovery Tip: Remove Apple sticker, along with your 26.2 and Greek letter stickers while you’re at it. Then restore your car’s integrity with with Goo Gone!

 

2. Have you camped out in front of an Apple store?

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In 2013, die-hard Apple fans were photographed at a two-week campsite outside the Fifth Avenue Apple Store in New York City. A seemingly unemployed camper in a powder blue Under Armour polo and khakis embarked on a publicity quest to await the rumored September 20 release of the next generation iPhone. The event even unfolded on social media as fans took to Twitter to publicize their Apple experience.

 

9to5Mac shared how it got real, real fast, on Twitter that fall:

 

“Hey @9to5mac we are camped out waiting for the new iPhone. Retweet and spread the word to follow @SYMJustin and myself along our journey!” Jon Murphy (@SYM_Jon) September 6, 2013.

 

“Finally camped outside the apple store with @sym_jon now the real adventure begins pic.twitter.com/k7okbB7HKj” Justin (@SYMJustin) September 6, 2013.

 

Recovery Tip: Use the online pre-ordering option and get a job.

 

3. Are protective device cases for amateurs?

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Apple products are lauded not only for slick functionality, but a stunning design. The iPhone 6 is built with technological perfection and feels like lightweight luxury in the palm of your hand. Any true Apple connoisseur realizes what shame it is to mask the beautiful design of an iPhone with a clunky plastic case. You believe in the expert craftsmanship and aesthetic elegance of the iOS.

 

Recovery Tip: If your Apple pride keeps you from protecting it with a massive Otterbox case, pick up an iphone 6 protection plan. You’ll be grateful you have it for when you crack the screen or drop it in the loo.

 

4. Is the green text bubble a dating dealbreaker?

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You know who you are. You just broke into texting territory with your latest Tinder interest and now texts come through as green bubbles. Green text bubbles are an abomination, which means the quintessential Apple snob regrets not swiping left. But people who text green bubbles are human too. Beyond the green bubble text message could be a good heart, compassionate soul and intelligent mind.

 

Recovery Tip: Remember, there’s more to a person than the color of their bubble.

 

5. Do you see the world as “iPhone vs. Android”?

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You’re either team iPhone or stupid. And if someone dares to be pro-Android, you might as well drive to a cliff and catapult yourself off of it. If the ongoing iPhone vs. Android debate is as big of a conflict in your life as House of Starks vs. House Lannister or Lindsay Lohan vs. Sobriety, you’re more than just an Apple snob. Apple shouldn’t bring out the worst in you. Be a happy Apple user! That’s what Steve Jobs would have wanted—a world of happy and open-minded Apple device fans and users who can peacefully coexist with fans and users of other brands.

 

Recovery Tip: Find peace and harmony by befriending an Android user to resolve your Android aggression.

 


 

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The Coolest Tech Revealed at CES 2015

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Every year, Las Vegas plays host to the world’s largest Consumer Electronics Show or CES, an event where tech companies from all over the globe come to show off their latest prototypes, products, and services. There were several top-notch products and accessories that overwhelmed us. But there were only a few that stood out. Here are some of the coolest techs revealed at CES 2015:

 

LG G Flex 2

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LG has officially launched the successor to its G Flex smartphone in the form of the G Flex 2. LG’s new G Flex 2 improves on the faults of the earlier model and delivers a solid all-around package that will interest the average consumer. It’s essentially a curved version of the LG G3, a curved smartphone with a 5.5-inch plastic OLED screen. The G Flex 2’s screen is stronger and sharper when compared to its predecessor’s, and its self-healing rear has been improved so that minor scratches disappear in 10 seconds instead of three minutes.

 

Dell XPS 13

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The Dell XPS 13 is everything a Windows user could possibly want in an ultra-book. It not only sports a better design, but it is essentially a MacBook Air with 15 hours of battery life and an optional touchscreen. What really makes this standout is the price point. Why? Dedicated Windows users are getting a high-end, premium laptop that for just $799 before any discounts. Compared to other notebooks in its class, that is definitely a great price.

 

Toyota’s 5,680 Fuel Cell Patents

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Toyota made moves this CES 2015 that border on selflessness. In an effort to increase the proliferation of hydrogen-fuel cars on the roads, the company is to grant royalty-free use of 5,680 global patents related to the technology from now until 2020. This very well encourages other manufacturers to start investigating and using fuel cell tech. Toyota plans to launch the first hydrogen fuel cell car the Mirai in 2015.

 

Panasonic’s 4K Blu-ray Player

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Panasonic showed off the first 4K Blu-ray player prototype at CES 2015. It’s a sleek brushed-metal box expected to go on sale towards the end of the year. Panasonic has revealed it will support High Dynamic Range video quality.

 

Dish Sling TV

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Sling TV is a $20 a month subscription service that gives you access to watch a number of premium channels, including ESPN, TNT, HGTV, Cartoon Network & more on your Xbox One, Amazon Fire TV, Roku, Mac, PC, iPhone, iPad, Android, and more premium stations without a traditional cable subscription.  TV will never be the same!

 

There were hundreds of products unveiled in this year’s CES and the ones listed above were just some of the standouts of the event. All tech lovers can look forward to what the technology world has to offer this year.


 

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New Year, New Smartphones: What to Expect in 2015

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With the New Year here, we can expect another new wave of hyped up smartphones to be released. When it comes to the best smartphone on the market based on the number of users and market share, Android-based smartphones and the iOS platforms of iPhones are among the leading contenders. Without a doubt, 2014 was a great year in terms of smartphone releases, and now we’re listing the top 3 best upcoming smartphones in 2015.

 

Samsung Galaxy S6

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If you’re a Samsung fan and not that into owning a phablet, then the Samsung Galaxy S6 will be just what you’re looking for. Rumored key features include 5.5-inch, 1440×2560 pixel display, Android v5.0 (Lollipop), Octa-core 2 GHz processor, 20 MP Primary Camera, 5 MP Secondary 3G, WiFi, NFC 32 GB Internal Memory, 4 GB RAM 3300 mAh, and a Li-Polymer battery. However, the number one change expected of the Galaxy S6 is for it to be encased in a curved aluminum chassis, the edge to edge display will but almost guarantee a gorgeous design. For now, Samsung is calling its latest innovation, Project Zero.

 

HTC One M9 (Hima)

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HTC isn’t likely to stray too far with the HTC One M9. Rumored key features include a 5.2-inch screen with 1440×2560 pixel resolution, a 2.5GHz snapdragon 805 chipset, and 3G RAM. Android 5.0 is also believed to be pre-installed; the unit is rumored to be waterproof and offering 64GB of native storage, 128GB of memory available, and a 16-megapixel camera with optical image stabilization. If this newest addition to the HTC family is just as attractive as the M7 and M8, then it’s definitely on its way to another great smartphone.

 

Apple iPhone 7

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The iPhone 6 and 6 Plus was released in September and in the months prior to its release, the rumors skyrocketed. This year, be prepared for more of the same with the iPhone 7, which will launch in September 2015 running iOS 9. Rumored key features include a screen size bigger than that of the iPhone 6 Plus, a quad-core A8 processor, 14 megapixel camera is also speculated. The iPhone 7′s memory could be 256GB or even higher. A new battery technology is expected to be in the works to provided extended hours of usage. Apple isn’t one to be left behind in the realm of the latest smartphones so you can expect a lot when the newest addition to the family is released.

 

These are the just 3 of the most notable upcoming Smartphones in 2015. Smartphone fans can be sure to expect several more launches of smartphones with great functionality and design this New Year. Are you excited? We most definitely are!


 

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Christmas Is Over, What’s Next for Clumsy Santa?

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With Christmas over, Clumsy Santa and everyone at the North Pole have started to clean up. The holidays are always a crazy time at the North Pole while the elves finish making last-minute toy adjustments, and Mrs. Claus helping get the reindeer prepped and ready for the big day. Now it’s all over. Before Clumsy Santa can go on vacation though, he must make sure that the workshop is tidy before production starts for Christmas 2015.

 

Though Clumsy Santa had some unfortunate events happen while delivering gifts – he might have left some broken ones to a selected few – it was an overall successful Christmas! Clumsy Santa tweeted about his journey the day after Christmas and reminded folks that if their gifts were broken to protect them. After all, we each have a little clumsy in us.

 

SantaClumsy Santa reminded everyone that even he is subject to mishaps on the biggest day of the year. Even though accidents happen, Santa cannot be derailed from making his trip. Not everything goes exactly as planned on his flight around the world and Clumsy Santa made sure he was prepared against the unexpected.

 

While flying over Antarctica, Clumsy Santa experienced some weather delays and his rented sled saw some of its usual damage. Clumsy Santa also hit a rough weather patch and spilled some of his hot cocoa in the sled. While delivering gifts, Mrs. Claus rang Clumsy Santa and told him that some of the elves had gotten into mischief and broke a window at the workshop. Good thing Santa has got it all protected because it’s not just toys, smartphones and gifts that experience the occasional oops moments!

 

Christmas isn’t the only time to get gifts though. If you didn’t get what you wanted, there’s still time to enter in the Clumsy Santa Sweepstakes. Clumsy will continue to promote the sweepstakes through the month of January with one lucky winner getting an iPad Air 2. The sweepstakes will end on January 10th and you can still enter to win here. Good luck!

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Best Holiday Gifts for the Techie You Love

Buying a Christmas gift for someone who loves technology is not as easy as it seems. Finding the right gift can be a challenge with so many compelling products vying for your attention. From versatile fitness trackers and sleek smartphones to the fastest tablets and loudest Bluetooth speakers, these are the hottest holiday tech gifts of the year.  Fortunately, we’ve picked our top 5 products to get you started.

 

1. Apple iPad Air 2

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The iPad Air 2 is tablet perfection – cramming a faster A8X processor, sharper camera, and richer anti-reflective screen into an even thinner design than the original iPad Air.  The iPad Air 2 delivers enhanced graphics and a faster performance and also sports a sharper 8-MP camera. Wi-Fi on iPad Air 2 is fast — more than twice as fast as the previous generation — so downloading movies and streaming videos take less time. The Wi-Fi + Cellular model is equipped with faster, more advanced LTE technology as well. What truly sets the iPad apart from its predecessor’s is its roster of unbeatable apps and the way this tablet interacts seamlessly with the other Apple products in your home. You can’t go wrong with gifting this device!

 

2. Samsung Galaxy Note 4

galaxy note 4 The Galaxy Note 4 is a superior phablet with an ultra-sharp display, faster camera, improved multitasking, and a pen you’ll actually want to use. The Galaxy Note 4 introduces a new sleek and stylish Galaxy design language. Offering a superior grip, enhanced durability, and a premium metal frame and fluid curvature with Galaxy’s inherited 2.5D glass screen and soft-textured back cover – this device is gorgeous! The Note 4′s stylus is nearly identical the Note 3′s. However, the new stylus has a more natural feel – like a ballpoint pen pressing on paper. The new pen measures 2,000 levels of pressure, which is twice as many as its predecessor, this allows for more accurate strokes that reflect how hard you are pushing the tip down.

 

3. Garmin Vivosmart

garmin vivosmart The Garmin Vivosmart wristband is an activity tracker with smartphone notifications in a comfortable, minimalist design. This gadget features a sleek, invisible display that comes to life when you get a notification or when you give the band a tap. The OLED display shines through the band to reveal your steps, distance traveled, calories burned, time of day, and more. The Vivosmart accurately tracks steps, distance, and overall movement each day. Each time you receive a text, email, or call on your compatible Bluetooth device, Vivosmart gently vibrates and automatically displays the information. Simply touch and swipe the screen to read more. For your techie loved one who is serious about moving more, the Garmin Vivosmart is a solid device for its market price. The Vivosmart is certainly an intelligent activity tracker that is made even more intelligent with its smartphone integration.

 

4. Freedom Spot Photon 4G Mobile Hotspot

freedom spot photon 4g A mobile hotspot is a great gift for someone who is always on the go, but always needs to stay connected. This hotspot boasts about six hours of battery life, and can support a connection for up to eight devices at once. The Freedom Spot Photon from FreedomPop is a 4G hotspot that gets you online for free. That’s right, for free and there’s no catch! A free plan from FreedomPop is good for 500MB of data per month. The Photon itself is free. You need to pay an $89 security deposit, which is fully refundable when you return the device.

 

5. GoPro HERO3+: Black Edition

gopro hero3+ The GoPro HERO3+ offers a lighter housing, improved image sharpness, better battery life, and faster built-in Wi-Fi than older GoPro models. Our favorite wearable HD video camera will capture every extreme mountain biking , bungee jump, white water rafting , bob sleigh run, pretty much every extreme activity you are into – all captured in video resolutions up to 4K. The exposure and colors look superb and it can connect via Wi-Fi to smart devices. The GoPro App for iPhone, Android, and Windows 8 phones allows live previews of what your shooting – giving you the chance to pause, rewind, re-shoot, and adjust camera settings. There is also a remote control available that is sold separately.

 

These devices are great suggestions for your friends and family who absolutely has to have the latest in tech. Surprise your loved ones with these spectacular innovative gadgets. Remember, there are protection plans to make these gifts and memories last forever!

 


 

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